If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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