If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life