Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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