Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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