Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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