A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Joke has 30.51 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: customer service, Facebook, internet, IT, technology
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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