A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.