I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
Vote:
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Vote:
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Vote:
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Vote:
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Vote: