I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.