Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.