Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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