Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.