Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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