It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'