It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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