Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.