Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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