When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.