When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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