Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.