Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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