Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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He saw it 3 times a day.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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