Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.