Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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