Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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