Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.