Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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