Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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