Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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