Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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