Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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