Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.