Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.