Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.