Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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