Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.