Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.