Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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