Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.