Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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