Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.