Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball. 
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Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis?
A:Telling your parents that your gay!
At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear.
The judge asks the baby bear, "Do you want to live with papa bear?"
The baby bear replied, "No he beats me."
The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear!
The baby bear said, "No she beats me too."
The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?"
The baby bear says, "The Chicago bears, they don't beat anyone!"
Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world?
A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Lebron better than Jordan?
Ha! Yea right.
Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.