Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
A:Because seven ate nine.
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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Teacher: "How much is half of 8?"
Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?"
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help.
Helium doesn't react.
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
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Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn.
He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat.
He could only take one across at a time.
He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn.
How did he get them all safely over the stream?
He took the goose over first and came back.
Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back.
Next he took the corn over.
He came back alone and took the goose.
If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
Equation
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys