Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
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There were once 3 blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it.
One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp.
Dusting it off, the genie came out.
"I will grant you each a wish," he said.
"Why not," thought the blondes.
"It's worth a try."
"I want to be the world's best swimmer," one said, "so I can swim off of the island".
She then jumped in to the ocean and swam away.
"I want to be a bird," one said, and flew away immediately.
The third and last blonde thought for a while.
"I want to be a man."
She was instantly transformed into a man, and she walked over the bridge to the mainland.
A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye hurts."
The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup."
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse?
So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
Death: It's your time. give me your hand
Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die!
Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five!
Blonde: *high fives*
Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone’s been in a 747.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Fourth grade.