Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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