When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.