Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
What's an extroverted IT professional? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you, instead of his own.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
How do insects communicate? By bee mail.