Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!