The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.