If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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