If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.