Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.