Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.