Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.