Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"