When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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