When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.