Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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