Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.