Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari