Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.