Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.