What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.