What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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