Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.