Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!