Joke #5818

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!

Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.

Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.

Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.