Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.