Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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