Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.