When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.