When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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